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<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 06:18:24 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>A 4 aap ko
B 4 buhat buhat
C 4 chori chori
D 4 dil se
E ek bar
F 4 face 2 face
G 4 gale mil ker
H 4 hum tum ko kehna chahte hian
I Sissssssssssssssssssssssss u</pre>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:26:53 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>In the journal paper of my heart,
I have written a journal entry.
Debiting your love and your affection. 
Darling you write the narration,
Your first love, I had already adjusted
On the ledger-folio column,
Any way our relations are true assets On double-entry system In addition,
our love is true real and tangible
You debit-what comes in,
I credit-what goes out. Your beauty is the capital of business.
My eyes are stock in trade.
Let us enter into transaction,
You secretly give me a trade discount,
I openly give you a cash discount
And thus my partner, Our trading and
profit-loss account will show super profit My dear let us re-concile,
all our errors and total the
trial balance of our affairs
arithmetically without maintaining
any suspense account. In the balance sheet of our
life Our children will be our
true assets and liabilities! If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors
If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors But if we have a boy and a girl,
Our balance sheet will tally automatically!</pre>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:51:57 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>dost hath aur ankh ke trah hoty hain jb hath pr chot lagte hy to ankh rote hy  aur jb ankh rote hy to hath ansoo ponchtay hain</pre>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:04:18 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>111/(1+1+1)=37
222/(2+2+2)=37
333/(3+3+3)=37
444/( 4+4+4)=37
555/(5 +5+5)=37
666/(6+6+6)=37
777/(7+7+7)=37
888/8+8+8=3 7
999/9+9+9=37</pre>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:02:51 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>In French:Bon Jour
In Spanish:Te Quiro
In Italian:Teamo
In Yugoslav:Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kamm Te Ni Jana.!</pre>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:02:15 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>Have A Great MorninG.!
=GuD_MrnG=
G)ayatri
(O)orvashi
(O)ormila
(D)urga


(M)egana
(O)omana
(R)amya
(N)amitha
(I)ndu
(N)avya
(G)owry


Have A Great MorninG.!
=GuD_MrnG=</pre>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:00:20 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>LeT
Me
ShOw
YoU

tHe
BeSt
PiCture

iN
tHe WoRLd...

()&#34;&#34;&#34;&#34;()()&#34;&#34;&#34;&#34;()
( ,&#39;o&#39; ) ( ,&#39;o&#39; ) 
(,) (,) (,) (,)
HUM TUM</pre>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:58:42 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>.; ;% ;
.; ;% % Fresh
.):;;;:( Flowers
(,___,)
:----:
4 U
Aapka Har Din In Fulo Ki 
Tarah Mehekta Rahe..
Gud Mrng.

Frndz......</pre>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:55:57 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>Sardar in a coffi house
1st:Jaldi pi, coffi thandi ho jaegi
2nd:To kya hoga?
1st:Bewkuf menu card dekh
Hot coffi-Rs 6
Cold coffi-20</pre>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:55:28 GMT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<pre>.+&#34;&#34;+. 
GOOD 
.+&#34;&#34;+. 
+ 
&#34;+Morning 

.+&#34;&#34;+. 
+ 
&#34; +. 
&#34;+FOR 
.+&#34;&#34;+.+&#34;&#34;+.MY 
+ 
&#34;+. 
&#34;+ . 
.+&#34;&#34;+.+&#34;&#34;+. 
+Dear+ 
&#34;+ &#34;+&#34; +&#34; 
&#34;+.+. 
&#34;+ 
FRND. 7</pre>]]></description>
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