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Added On: 06-10-2008, 06:32 PM by rashid |
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
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Added On: 31-05-2008, 11:55 AM by sangeeta |
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Wife A: I hate my engineer husband, erect n erect? Wife B: Mine
is a Doctor, inject n inject? Wife C: You both are lucky, mine is
a lawyer! postpone n postpone!
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Added On: 31-08-2008, 03:28 AM by akash03453400042 |
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Teacher- Aaj tum late kyu aaye?
School 7 baje shuru hota he.
Ram - Sir, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo,
School shuru karwa
dia karo.!!
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Added On: 18-10-2008, 12:21 AM by User |
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I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I
Love U
Don?t be so confused, I love other alphabets too: (:
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Added On: 05-07-2008, 12:25 PM by Mallikarjun 9885926905 |
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Sardar in a coffi house
1st:Jaldi pi, coffi thandi ho
jaegi
2nd:To kya hoga?
1st:Bewkuf menu card dekh
Hot coffi-Rs
6
Cold coffi-20
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Characters: 134
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Added On: 25-07-2008, 11:48 AM by Sohailsa2006@yahoo.com |
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A 4 aap ko
B 4 buhat buhat
C 4 chori chori
D 4 dil se
E ek
bar
F 4 face 2 face
G 4 gale mil ker
H 4 hum tum ko kehna
chahte hian
I Sissssssssssssssssssssssss u
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Characters: 165
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Added On: 13-05-2008, 12:31 PM by Admin |
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Wife - ek baat boloon? par maarna nahi..
Hsbnd- bolo
Wife - i m
pregnant
Hsbnd- its gud news, dar kyon rahi thi?
Wife- shadi ke
pahle papa ko bataya tha,
bari maar pari thi..
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Added On: 13-05-2008, 12:21 PM by Admin |
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall
when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment
Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari,
RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???
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coz, they all started
clapping !!!!
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Added On: 11-04-2008, 01:20 PM by Admin |
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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo
ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
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Added On: 07-04-2008, 07:14 PM by 9885926905 |
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Do u know diffrent between coffee shop & wine
shop..?
Simple..!Coffee shop is starting point of love..
&
Wine shop is end point of love G.Af
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Added On: 03-03-2008, 10:48 AM by Admin |
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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata
hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam
karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU
KHAATA"
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Added On: 22-02-2008, 02:20 PM by Admin |
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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana
chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
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Added On: 04-02-2008, 04:34 PM by chintan |
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Don ka intazaar 11 colleges ka ladikiya karti he lekin DON
ka
aana mushkil hi nahi namunkin hai,
kyonki?
DON
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10TH
FAIL HE...!!
HA HA HA
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Added On: 04-02-2008, 04:30 PM by chintan |
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Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate the.
Salman
Khan gaya-
Salman gayab,
Aamir gaya-
Aamir gayab,
MALLIKA
SHERAVAT gayi
Bhagwan Gayab!!!
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Added On: 12-01-2008, 07:51 PM by AMMAR KHAN |
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Ek Admi Parti Mein 8 Nan Kha Jata Hai.Nan Khane Ke Baad Uska Peat
Ballown Ki Trah Fool Jata Hai.O Admi Bar Bar Bathroom Jata
Hai.Bathroom Jane Se O Preeshaan Ho Jata Hai. Aakhir Mein O
Bathroom Mein Ja Kar Kehta Hai.. Ki He Bhagwaan Yaato To Naan
Nikal De Yaa Mere Jaan Nikal De.........................
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Added On: 12-01-2008, 06:38 PM by User |
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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am
Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you
are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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Characters: 186
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Added On: 05-11-2007, 08:05 PM by saumyajeet |
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chandni raat me sone se pehle,khawbo ki duniya me khone se pehle
maine socha tumhe ehsaas dila du...... SUSU KARKE
SONA!!
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Added On: 01-11-2007, 07:57 PM by khalid |
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Sardar ko party ka invitation mila jime likha tha pink tie only.
sardar: party me gaya to dekha logo ne paint shirt bhi pahni
thi....!
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:40 AM by Admin |
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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the
trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for
orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The
case was closed for lack of evidence.
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:40 AM by Admin |
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I
never told them anything."
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Characters: 153
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