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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag
gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira
tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
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Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko
kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko
dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
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Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl:
Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.
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Characters: 126
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Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell
what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar...
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
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Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa:
Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata
nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa
asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha
hoon.
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan
papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver
meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko
vapas karne aaya hai.
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay,
Santa ne
naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho
rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon
aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped
hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
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Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Santa rushed 2 her &
after seeing the kid he shouted,
BETA hua BETA.
She slapped
him: Leave my finger, u fool, Its a gal
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change
the name from NASA to SATYANASA
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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta
hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main
kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf
relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se,
Didi ne Jijaji
se
aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke
liye
Banta: To phir ubalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin
infection na ho jaaye
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In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma
se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari
rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal
doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi
nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho,
bolti hi nahi.
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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the
country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man.
He once entered a
lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got
out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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