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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:49 AM by Admin |
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
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Characters: 118
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:46 AM by Admin |
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa
nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se
pauwa nikla
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Characters: 135
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:46 AM by Admin |
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Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't
breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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Characters: 166
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:45 AM by Admin |
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Geeta mein likha hai?
are yaar yahan kya dhund
raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
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Characters: 107
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:45 AM by Admin |
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Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye
Shukriya!
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Characters: 65
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:45 AM by Admin |
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It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the
bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called
Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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Characters: 158
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:45 AM by Admin |
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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a
chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an
ice-cream, shud hv immediately.
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Characters: 153
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:45 AM by Admin |
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Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my
feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a
headache
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Characters: 126
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:40 AM by Admin |
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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and
deliver it.
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Characters: 131
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:40 AM by Admin |
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be
SMILING!
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Characters: 134
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Added On: 21-09-2007, 08:40 AM by Admin |
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not
ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear
daily
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Characters: 135
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Added On: 20-09-2007, 06:56 AM by Admin |
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diffrence between monkey & donkey?
monkey save all my sms
&
donkey delete all my sms,
now choice is yours....
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Characters: 133
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Added On: 20-09-2007, 06:33 AM by Admin |
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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins,
the brain?s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you
can?t find a friend like yourself, I can send you my mirror.
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Characters: 190
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Added On: 19-09-2007, 09:58 AM by Admin |
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv
makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So
always Brush ur Teeth
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Characters: 144
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Added On: 19-09-2007, 09:40 AM by Admin |
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Dil k dard ko zuban per laatey nahi, hum apni aankhon se aansoo
bahatey nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gehra ho, Hum DETTOL k siwa
kuch lagatey nahi...
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Characters: 146
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Added On: 06-09-2007, 02:36 PM by Kamil |
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Can u do me a favor, send a pic of urs, i'm playin cards n i'm
missin the joker
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Characters: 78
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Added On: 25-08-2007, 06:16 PM by Kamil |
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Kaash tum bakre hote,
Hum tumhe ghaas khilate aur pyar se
tumhare seeng hilate aur puchte..
Paagal kaun?
Tum ya
Main?
Aur tum pyar se bolte - Main Main Main!!
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Characters: 170
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Added On: 25-08-2007, 06:12 PM by Kamil |
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Kahi andhera toh kahin shaam hogi,
Meri har khushi aapke naam
hogi,
Kuch maang ke toh dekho humse -
Bijli, Paani ke bill
aur karz mein doobi saari Property apke naam hogi.
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Characters: 177
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Added On: 25-08-2007, 06:11 PM by Kamil |
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Lohe ko Loha kat ta hai ...
Sone Ko Sona Kat ta hai...
Zaher
ko Zaher kat ta hai...
Isliye apko Kutta katega!!!! Ha Ha Ha
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Characters: 126
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Added On: 25-08-2007, 06:09 PM by Kamil |
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Yeh zindagi hai ek janjaal
yahan chalta hai paise ka kamaal
na tumhare paas hai maal, na hamare paas hai maal
toh fir aao
khelte hai missed call missed call
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Characters: 160
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