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Added On: 25-06-2007, 06:36 PM by AIK_L@RKI_ANJ@NI_C |
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Jab koi raat ko chupke se kamre main ayee....
aur GaaL per
Kiss kary.....
aur app ko Kerwat Lene per majBooR ker
Dee.....
to samaj Looo ki
woh
Macher hai....... hahahaha
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Characters: 203
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Added On: 25-06-2007, 06:33 PM by Aik_L@RKI_ANj@NI_C |
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Apne dil ki bat dil me mat rakhna,
Apne item ko pakad kar "I
LOVE YOU" kehna,
Ziyada muchmuch kare to ghabrana mat, "RAKHI"
nikal kar kehna pyari behna milte rehna
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Characters: 187
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Added On: 25-06-2007, 06:32 PM by AIK_L@RKI_ANJ@NI_C |
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LOVE MEANS-
L-LAKE OF BEER
O-OCEAN OF WHISKY
V-VALLEY OF RUM
E-END OF STOCK (bar closed)
ja soja LOVE is injurious 2
health.
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Characters: 132
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Added On: 21-05-2007, 05:03 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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Dosti karna hame bhi sikhaado zara, us dil ke kone me humko b
bithado zara, hum aap ke dil me hai ki nahi, CALL se na sahi SMS
se to yeh batado zara.
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Characters: 147
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Added On: 05-05-2007, 07:51 PM by EK_LARKI_aNJAni_c |
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Hamari Dosti Aysi ho
k Tum
Har Raah
Har Nagar
Har
Safar
Main milo
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Agar mai mar bhi jaoon
tu....
Aglay he Din Barabar wali Qabar mai millo
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Characters: 171
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 05:53 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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Bol tainu ki uphaar deya
Dosti chahidi ya jaan vaar
deya
Scooter moped ya ferrari car deya
Bus inne naal hi sar
jau
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*
ya 2 3
*
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gappan hor mar deya??
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Characters: 165
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 05:20 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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Santa, calls her mom,
Maa!
Khush khabri,
Ab hum 2 se 3
bane!
Mom,
Beta,
Ladka hai ya ladki
Santa,
Na beta
Na
ladki
Maine
Dusri Shaadi karli
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Characters: 152
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 05:19 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
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I LOVE U
"RASNA"
Ab Rs5/- ke pack mein bhi
Isko piyo aur mind cool
karo
Tin tin tidin!
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Characters: 146
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 05:18 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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Shayari 4 U:
Tere pyaar ka saya
(wah)
Tere pyaar ka
saya
(wah)
(wah wah)
Tere pyaar ka saya
2 min
ruk
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Main susu karke aaya
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Characters: 148
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 05:16 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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Kiss is not like Nokia
Connecting People
Kiss is not like
Nike
Just Do It
Kiss is not like Pepsi
Yeh Dil Maange
More
Kiss is like Pan Parag
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EK SE MERA KYA HOGA!?
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Characters: 182
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 05:15 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No
fun, send mon, your son!
Dad write back saying...so sad, too
bad, your dad!
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Characters: 137
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 05:11 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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Santa 2 Banta,
Tainu tairna
aaunda?
Banta,
Na
Santa,
Tere nalo to kutte change
Jehde
tair lende ne
Banta,
Tainu tairna
aaunda?
Santa,
Ha
Banta,
Fer
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Tere te kutte ch ki
farak hoya?
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Characters: 206
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 05:09 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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Phool ne mali ko kuch khaas banaya
Chahat ne mohabbat ko ek
pyaas banaya
Aur mere dost/saati/lover
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Mohabbat ne
kitno ko Devdas banaya
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Characters: 146
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 05:06 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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Hey! Tell me very Frankly,
do i look stupid?
dumb?
a
duffer?
mad?
like an alien? plz tell me,
Coz just now someone
told me
That i look like YOU!
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Characters: 149
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 04:10 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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i m so cute!
If U save this msg, u r agree i m cute,
if u fwd
this msg, u r telling others i m cute,
if u delete this msg, u r
jealous i m cute, so u have to accept it
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Characters: 169
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 04:08 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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Exams r like girlfriend...
1. too many question.
2. Hard to
understand.
3. Too many explanation needed.
4. Result always
"FAIL".
so be CAREFUL
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Characters: 155
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 04:05 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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Message Received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading
it
1
monkey is still reading
1
monkey will 4ward
dis msg
to another Monkey
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Characters: 142
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Added On: 30-04-2007, 04:03 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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In a year i am;
365 days
Dreaming of YOU;
8760 hrs
Think of
YOu
5,25,600 mins
Missing YOu
2 mins
creating this sms to
lie to YOU
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Characters: 140
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Added On: 28-04-2007, 11:37 PM by Ek_LArki_AnjanI_C |
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A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur
U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...
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Characters: 114
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Added On: 27-04-2007, 04:46 PM by Ek_AaM_C_LaRk! |
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When I think of
you I always
smile. And then
I have
a
,,_.-.-.-.-.__
__/ / / / /__!_) .
_ )'-'-'-'-'_/ 'o
/ / for
a while!!!
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