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Added On: 11-02-2009, 07:36 PM by User |
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If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish,
what would
it be?
Mine would be that our love would last until
you see
an apple in an orange tree =)
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Added On: 08-02-2009, 08:07 AM by KALPESH PATEL |
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab
aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
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Characters: 126
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Added On: 06-01-2009, 03:25 PM by Anmol |
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Jab koi sms nahi karta hai.
Itna gussa aata hai.
Dil to chata
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Joota
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chappal pehen lu.
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Added On: 19-11-2008, 03:39 PM by ghazal |
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sardar:is mirror ki kia garantee hai
shopkeeper: ap is ko 100th
floor se niche girao yeh mirror 99th floor tak nai toote ga
sardarjf: wow pack it.
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Characters: 147
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Added On: 18-12-2008, 12:27 PM by Sapan |
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Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte
ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja
rahi hai!!
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Characters: 128
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Added On: 11-12-2008, 10:54 AM by raja |
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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves
this
message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs??..
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Characters: 137
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Added On: 31-10-2008, 12:37 PM by Shalivahana |
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Twinkle twinkle little bar how I wonder what a beer quarter rates
r up so high drink a rum with chiken fry.
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Characters: 106
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Added On: 13-05-2008, 12:21 PM by Admin |
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software
engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the
same question to each other.
What is the
question?
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"So,
which platform are you working on?"
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Characters: 274
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Added On: 13-05-2008, 12:21 PM by Admin |
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Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water
level of
the pond increases. How?
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The other 9 fish are crying.................
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Added On: 11-04-2008, 01:20 PM by Admin |
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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi
aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi
jayega...!
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Characters: 131
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Added On: 27-03-2008, 11:58 PM by AMMAR KHAN |
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PUPIL, :Would You Punish Me For Some Things I Didn;t
Do?
TEACHER: Of Cource Not,,
PUPIL:Good,Becauce I Haven,t Done
My Homework.
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Characters: 128
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Added On: 28-03-2008, 12:05 AM by AMMAR KHAN |
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What Is a Girlfrnd?
GF wo hoti hai,jo tok tok kar apki sari
aadat badal dale aur ek din kahe........
Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi
Rare
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Characters: 126
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Added On: 11-04-2008, 12:40 PM by Admin |
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Characters: 162
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Added On: 25-03-2008, 12:32 PM by User |
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What is the height of stupidity?
Peeping through the keyhole of
the glass door
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Characters: 78
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Added On: 25-03-2008, 12:29 PM by mistry |
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Boy: Now whisper those 3 words that will make me walk in the air
Girl: go hang youself.
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Added On: 14-03-2008, 08:53 PM by Grish |
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She came...
I kept looking at her....
she smiled....
yes i
kept quiet...
she began to speak...
I didn't listen &
then.....
she began to leave....
then i
shouted...
Ma'am....
Attendance.....!!!!
:-)
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Characters: 214
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Added On: 03-03-2008, 10:48 AM by Admin |
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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata
hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam
karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU
KHAATA"
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Characters: 200
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Added On: 22-02-2008, 02:20 PM by Admin |
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Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana
chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
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Characters: 114
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Added On: 06-02-2008, 02:49 PM by chintan |
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Kuch kehna tha app se , Dar lag raha hai wohi baat jo dil ko chhu
jai, wohi 3 lafz keh doon? INSAN BAN JAO.
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Characters: 106
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Added On: 03-02-2008, 09:36 PM by mohit |
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard:
Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa
utaroon?
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Characters: 133
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